Dear Mr. President,
During your campaign and since you have taken office, you have spoken many times about transparency in our federal government. Where then is your transparency? To date, you have been one of the most secretive figures in our nations capital. You have fed Congress numerous 1000+ page bills that they must then vote on within hours without having read them. Had they not been to busy kissing your... well, maybe that is going to far. My point is that we as American citizens would like the transparency we were promised by you. In order to help improve your understanding of transparency, I have included a video clip that may better represent what I am explaining.
Your Concerned Constituent
P.S. This may be a good tip for Michelle as well, you might want to forward this on to her also.